Tenderloin / Civic Center

There's No Rally Like a Civic Center Rally

I had wanted to check out the SF Sanity Rally over the weekend, but it was kinda wet outside and some Chris Farley movie was playing for the millionth time on basic cable, so, yeah, I clearly couldn't go.  Thankfully Steve Rhodes showed up and filled the internet with 500 photos, so now I can feel like I was there.

(photo by Tenderloin Geographic Society, who I know wasn't the focus of the piece, but goddamn that cat lady sure can make a mean set of signs)

Olive Alley's Anti-Authoritarian Street Art

As the rain subsided in yesterday afternoon, I decided to walk the two and a half miles from the Mission to Golden Era so I could stuff my face with vegan drumsticks.  Unfortunately the much-anticipated Sunday Streets event was a total bust, but even without the streets being closed to traffic, there was still some great street art to look at from the sidewalk.

At one point I made my way down a short stretch of Olive Alley, which may not be as popular as Clarion, Balmy, Osage, or Lilac in the street art world, but nevertheless had some quality stuff to look at:

This particular piece features a mess of quotes written upside down (I rotated the below image) from classic anti-authoritarian figures like Chris Rock and Johnny Depp.

Finally, directly across the street was this friendly message:

(If you are interested in looking at more photos of viewing larger sizes, I uploaded a batch to Flickr)

Why John Waters Thinks 1970's San Francisco Was Gayer Than Today

Smut Capital (The Hungry Hole) from Michael Stabile on Vimeo.

I know SFist already posted about this upcoming documentary a month ago, but director Michael Stabile keeps posting these fantastic shorts from the film.  Of course, if you want to know why San Francisco was known as “the smut capital of america” or how you can help finance the film, go check out their kickstarter.

Breaking News: San Francisco Coffee Costs More Than Crack, Just as Addictive

 

          bro lets go splitsies on a sack of Brazil - Fazenda Cambara C.O.E.

          bro lets go splitsies on a sack of Brazil - Fazenda Cambara C.O.E.

I don't really get the whole coffee snobbery in San Francisco. When I lived on the East Coast all you needed was a cup from Dunkin' Donuts, and you were set. In San Francisco it seems like the coffee brand you drink really defines you, like saying you only drink Tecate because PBR was so 2006.  Consequently, I feel the heat of social stigmas when I bring up my unabashed excitement for the return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte in all of its Starbucks glory. It's the perfect fall accessory you guys!

Anyway, San Francisco seems to be supporting the coffee bean pushers by supplying the hipster youth at their Mecca with future plans of a Blue Bottle stand in Dolores Park. The following Ken Burns style mockumentary from the people of Killing My Lobster is a rare glimpse into the growing gang mentality of these coffee crackheads fueled by San Francisco's local coffee houses.

Supervisor Candidate Jane Kim 'Brings Da Motherfuckin Ruckus'

The SF Weekly recently asked 10 candidates for the Board of Supervisors “to choose a single song to represent them” and, as you can imagine, all the choices were craptastic songs like Imagine, Respect, and some song about hot dogs.  Even the candidates who chose quality acts like Nas ended up picking lame tracks, like one about how kids should grow up to be astronauts or firefighters or some shit, rather than tracks off their only good album about the plight of the urban poor and smoking weed.  However Jane Kim, hailing from the TL, injected some quality into the list claiming Wu-Tang's “Triumph” reps her.  Badass move.  For the unfamiliar, read Ol' Dirty Bastard's intro:

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osirus of this shit
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucker
It's like this ninety-seven
Aight my niggaz and my niggarettes
Let's do it like this
I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
Let's take it back to seventy-nine

I can only imagine how this list would have read last election.  David Campos probably would have picked Immortal Technique's “Harlem Renaissance” since it's a brilliant Latino rapping in an accessible way about the evils of white people gentrificating minority neighborhoods.

ZING!

(the full list of choices)

Gay Care Bears

Rose peeped these Care Bears pasted up on Linden St.  Not sure why, bit I cannot stop looking at the orange guy without thinking he has a Harvey Milk snowglobe stuck in his stomach. (link)

How to be a polite neighbor.

Letter from my neighbor:

Hey guys-

I know you just moved in recently- but please quit walking on your heels… This place reverberates every step. I would really appreciate it. It vibrates my whole ceiling. It's an old bldg.
thanks-
your neighbor =)

My response: 

Hey Bros, 

Thanks for the letter! I've always wanted a pen pal. I just wanted to come right out and say it, I'm a person. I saw that you requested I stop walking on my heels, but because of evolution, I'm afraid that's the only way I know how to walk. For your convenience I'm including a list of animals that don't walk on their heels. I'll even draw a chart to scale for you. 

Of course, right off of the bat (that's a saying, I don't actually play baseball), I thought of the velociraptor (of Jurassic Park fame).  They're a lot like cats, except for the lack of fur, whiskers, cute little purring and their tendency to play with fake mice. Anyway, dogs, mice, scarecrows, real crows, and sharks also do not walk on their heels/cannot walk/do not have feet. 

I hope you find this information helpful, and sorry about the chart, but I drew it life-size and I'm afraid this piece of paper only covers the size of a dog's belly.

Regards,
'Guys' <— I can't believe you already have a nickname for me. 

P.S. We're not really “bros” unless we are! Weird. Have you ever seen Star Wars?

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