Mission District

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I’ve been spotting this guy sleeping against this garage on 18th for a while now.  Can’t help but think the homeowners had a sense of humor about it and graffed their own garage door.

(photo by sangroncito

And Evidently Graffiti

Not sure where I stand on this one.  On one hand, I’ve spent plenty of time just hanging out on the sidewalk and/or stoopin’ it NEAR the sidewalk.  On the other hand, this ordinance was proposed because of the disaster that is Haight St., a street I admittedly don’t walk down anymore because of the giant fucking mess of ex-suburban drifter kids that beg for change to pay off their private college loans.  Oh wait, you don’t care about my opinion?  Oops.

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Heeb Magazine Presents: Slow Food Seder at Mission Beach Cafe

From Chava:

I don’t know whether to immediately get a ticket, go to temple and pray for hipster forgiveness, or cry.

The best part of this whole thing is that it WONT BE KOSHER FOR PASSOVER because it is presumably going to be cooked in Mission Beach’s trayf kitchen.  WIN.  FAIL.  Argh, internets, which is it today?

Heeb Magazine is partnering with Mission Beach Café for its annual Slow Food Seder. Traditional Jewish dishes, made with fresh, seasonal, local and organic ingredients, will be served alongside the very best in new American fare. It’s both a Passover dinner and fine dining experience.

The meal is $55 per person for four courses, excluding tax and gratuity. For reservations, call (415) 861-0198 or book online at http://www.missionbeachcafesf.com. Menu below.

There was no menu below.

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Bike Snob NYC: "cunning stoners solve lock shortage problem but leave their wheels free for the taking"

Bike Snob NYC alerts us to a ridiculous how-to video shot in Dolores Park.  Of course, anyone who has ever actually ridden a bike in the bay knows that bike thieves will just bust your rear triangle to parts your bike out.  NEXT.

That sait, someone who is cool points out the obvious.

What a rad twitter handle.  I think I’m going to change mine to kevinisabloggerthatnoonereadsandismildlyinteresting.  Dang, it’s too long.

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