I’d need a couple days to go into how fucked up this mural is, but if you’re looking to scare the shit out of your children into never eating fruits or vegetables again, take ‘em on up to Clay & Polk. I am impressed that this atrocity managed to get thrown up in such a high-income neighborhood, especially with that onion flipping everybody off with its penis hand. Good job Big Apple Discount Center!

I’m not really sure why this page exists.  Do you just have to tell the world that you had drugs in the park?  Who are you, Jim?  Does anyone even need to read reviews of his shit on the internet?  Can’t you just ask one of the thousands of people sitting next to you in the park for their equally random opinion?  As Alexia T. would say, “Some people have clearly taken too many hits from the social media bong.”

But seriously, why do people think they can talk about how awesome their dealer on something like Yelp and not get him busted?  Do we all think the police don’t read this shit?  Don’t get me wrong, someone as notorious as The Truffle Guy doesn’t need Yelp to get caught BUT DAMN PEOPLE.

UPDATE: Additional pictures + coverage.

“Excuse me, but you are double parked.”

Apparently Mission PD has employed a cool kid (via beanie/Converse ‘kicks’/green flannel) to do undercover busts in Dolores.  Watching some humorless cop toss Ganja Treats Man’s cooler and wizard staff in the trunk of a cruiser was probably the most heart-breaking thing I’ve seen since Ice Cube’s last movie.  Anyways, if you’re a drug dealer and you see gray Pontiac Grand Am and some awkward coolster, you might want to reconsider the sale.  If anyone got a picture of this waste of police resources face, send it our way so we can post it.  Because when narcs are in the park, the terrorists NIMBY neighbors win.