I’m not really sure why this page exists.  Do you just have to tell the world that you had drugs in the park?  Who are you, Jim?  Does anyone even need to read reviews of his shit on the internet?  Can’t you just ask one of the thousands of people sitting next to you in the park for their equally random opinion?  As Alexia T. would say, “Some people have clearly taken too many hits from the social media bong.”

But seriously, why do people think they can talk about how awesome their dealer on something like Yelp and not get him busted?  Do we all think the police don’t read this shit?  Don’t get me wrong, someone as notorious as The Truffle Guy doesn’t need Yelp to get caught BUT DAMN PEOPLE.