Dance

Party in the Mission Saturday!

— By Serg |

El Rincon is now open again and the are trying to change shit around so that people can actually have fun there. Saturday some friends are throwing a party that should be plenty of fun, Shane King (Hacksaw Ent.) & B.Bravo (Frite Nite) on the microwave records and they got Chef Marcel banging out food. I've had dudes ribs and they were tasty so yeah holler at that instead of whatever boring your were going to do anyways. I'll be the guy there who smells like smoked meat, day time bbq and then I'm hitting this, should be a successful saturday.-

Is Carnaval the New Bay to Breakers?

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

On Sunday, I was looking for an excuse to get drunk before Church and I remembered it was Carnaval so I cracked open my first Keystone Light at 8:30 and made my way to 24th.  Turns out I wasn't the only other person in the mood.  In fact, with fears that Bay to Breakers might be canceled next year, I think Carnaval is easily the next big thing in SF degenerance:

  1. The streets are already closed to slow moving people and floats
  2. The streets are already filled with semi-naked boys and girls
  3. The streets are already filled with people dressed in funny costumes
  4. There are “mad roof parties”
  5. There are “mad stoop parties”
  6. The Mission is already covered in garbage and piss
  7. The parade ends very close to Dolores park, which is already full of garbage and piss

Let's do it people!  Fuck those whiny NOPA neighbors.  Let's do what we were born to do.  Let's get drunk on 24th and piss all over the Mission.

It's our calling.

Even old people were getting into the festivities

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

This is why you shouldn't park in the Mission

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Bro was the highlight of my 3 o'clock hour at Carnaval.  Just jumping from car to car.  Smashing in their hoods.  Shaking his ass.  Thought about 'doing the right thing' and stopping him but I hate cockblocking fun.

As you can see in the evidence below, he has the vocal chords of a God.

Bay to Breakers Dance-Off: Hot Dog vs. Astronaut

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Astronaut was killing it yesterday.  Boy showed up to a stoop party on Hayes around 9 and just kicked it dancing and drinking through a camelbak.  If you take a look, you’ll even see he’s actively drinking during the impromptu danceoff.  EPIC.

In other news, this carrot definitely was the costume of 2010:

And Alan snapped the photo of 2010:

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Awesome Drum Kit, Bro!

— By Laura B |

Worst/BEST Wedding DJ EVER. 

I can’t. I don’t even know. All I know is this is the current best thing on the internet and it’s about to go viral. Let’s help! Internet YAY!

Beats ‘n’ Brunch at Bollywood Cafe Looks HELLA TASTY

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I didn’t even know that Bollywood Cafe served food.  Damn!  Vegansaurus!, obviously, provides the scoop and insight:

THE FACTS: Beats ‘n’ Brunch is a vegan brunch that happens outside of Bollyhood Cafe on 19th Street between Mission and Capp Streets every Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. It’s tasty, you should totally go.

THE SASS: This place is run by a bunch of hipster hippies who don’t brush their hair and wear cropped Hello Kitty t-shirts. Wait, no, I’m talking about a rave. Um, they just dress “different” and wear shit like vests without shirts and bandanas tied around their heads and have definitely participated in drum circles at some point in their lives. What I’m trying to say is: I totally blended.

(read the full review of, you know, the food)

Anyways, I know what I’m doing in an hour.  Peace bitches!

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