Meanwhile, at 6th and Market, where Pearl’s Deluxe Burgers recently hung up their apron in part because employees got “puched outside [the restaurant],” one neighboring coffee shop waxed whimsical on the state of sports in their adopted neighborhood.  They nailed it with “tech moguls” and “jaywalking,” but missed an opportunity with pedestrian slalom cycling.

Machine is looking strong for the gold, but judges are awaiting whatever “If SF Neighborhoods Were Olympic Sports” thinkpiece The Bold Italic has brewing.