Empty-Life Romantic Seeks Woman Who Blows Wet Farts at Rock Bar
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Romance isn't dead, it's just taken form in ass-tearing bursts of intestinal gas:

Fried chicken princess, your Romeo awaits.
[via Lindsey]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Romance isn't dead, it's just taken form in ass-tearing bursts of intestinal gas:

Fried chicken princess, your Romeo awaits.
[via Lindsey]
— By James the Stanton (@gnartoons) |
[Editor's Note: Each week, Gnartoons creator James the Stanton will be illustrating some of our favorite Missed Connections found on Craigslist. To kick the whole thing off, he's polishing up a few gems that were left in the aftermath of Burning Man 2011, because a week of unchecked drug abuse mixed with a dash of internet results in some truly bizarre shit.]


— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Are you a “total babe” of a police officer that has a knack for fashion photography and helping scumbags get to a bar after they were mugged? Your future lover awaits you.