THE FUTURE

Map of San Francisco's Underwater Future

There's some kooky theory that “global warming” is going to cause the ice caps to melt and the sea level to rise—real out there shit.  And if you buy into that climate alarmist conspiracy, then Burrito Justice has a new map of San Francisco just for you:

He's even selling posters of these very maps (for cheap!) that you can hang up inside your oceanside villa on the outskirts of Cape Dolores. [Burrito Justice]

Snowboard Year-Round on the Streets of San Francisco

I know you're bummed because it's summer now and there's not much snow left in the Sierra to crush, but there's a (somewhat, relatively) new sport in town: Freebording.  You can carve and slice and fall on your ass just like you're snowboarding, but do it while bombing down Dolores on your way to beers and hot cocoa in the park.  It's like snowboarding, but in traffic.  They've even got one helluva video showing how it's done (and the legal implications of doing it):

I suppose you should go out and buy one, as I guess this makes bicyclists the two plankers of the streets. Plus, they're made right here in San Francisco.