Sewer-Dwelling Ninja Turtles Launch Radical 'Pop-Up' Toast Restaurant
— By Alissa |

Sorry, I wasted all my jokes in the title. Here's some street toast. Get it while it's hot.
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— By Alissa |

Sorry, I wasted all my jokes in the title. Here's some street toast. Get it while it's hot.
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— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I'm still waiting to blossom into a young woman and start getting my period, so I'm not entirely familiar with the horrors being described by the fashionably dishevelled ladies of TOAST. But if I come across any castrated men on Mission Street and there are Cheetos wrappers strewn about, I think we know who to blame.