T-SHIRT TIME

Rad Cinecave Shirts Now Up For Sale

The shirt suggests Cinecave has goblins on the stairs and bats hanging from the ceiling and confused-looking men emerging from the screen.  Scary stuff.  Should be a hit!

(Then again, the shop doesn't have a gate for a door nor a crooked and ghoul-ish 17 Reasons Why-reminiscening sign on the roof, so maybe the artist took some liberty in depicting the scene in the basement.)

[Pic by WBTC]

Shotwell's New T-Shirt Design Looks Mighty Fine

Apparently Shotwell's Bar held a t-shirt design contest this summer (which, had I known about, would have received some additional unintelligible 1a.m. submissions) and local cartoonists/Shitty Kitty mongerers Telephone & Soup brought it home with the above design.  Set to white, price unknown, available now next week at Shotwell's.

[Telephone & Soup]

New Dodgers Logo Proposed

The new logo is choice, never mind topical.  But what really makes this scene is not the logo, nor the perfectly smug grin of the owner that screams both “We're better than you,” and “We can still afford to pay our players. Sorry, Uribe.”  No, what makes this photo the gem that it is is that stupified gaze of the onlooker that somehow acknowledges that this shirt is among the better shit-talking tees out there.

[Photo by Erik Wilson]

I Want to Live in a World Where Everyone Owns IT'S-IT Apparel

We all know IT'S-ITs are the best thing to happen to San Francisco since sourdough bread.  And while I'm not exactly sure what's going on with the rest of this picture, there is little doubt in my mind you can find a better San Francisco t-shirt than the one pictured above.

Tshirts sell for a scant $13 and comes with the option of being delivered right to your door in an IT'S-IT truck.

[Pic by and of Schlomo]

HANGR 16 Pops Up on 16th

If you made it out to the Mission Holiday Block Party this past weekend, you might have spotted a long and narrow, white walled clothing shop blasting electronic music and pouring wine for everyone who walked in to door.  That sounds like every store in the Mission, you say?  Well, I'm talking specifically about HANGR 16, the new clothing pop-up shop on 16th directly across from Monk's Kettle, which sells shirts, hoodies, ties, dresses and other fashionable items from various Mission designers.  They tell me the name HANGR comes from the fact the place looks like an aircraft hangar and clothes are hung on hangers.  Apparently they couldn't decide between hangar or hanger, so they just added a dash of web 2.0, dropped the vowel and, voila, HANGR 16.

The most important thing about this clothing pop-up is you can score some rad t-shirts there, such as the beauty that depicts a drunk DPT parking officer crashing into a meter as a pigeon smoking a cigarette and wearing a fedora looks on.  Yeah, let that all soak in.

3128 16th Street. Open now until December 23rd.