the rich get richer. And freakier. You know all those old pervs and sammy hagars (LAURA THAT’S THE SAME THING) in Mill Valley are alllllll over this. Also, it’ll be a nice spa alternative to the vacant-eyed stroller moms who wander the streets all day looking for a reason to live/work off the calories from their lettuce wrap.

Also, I believe the gauntlet has been THROWN, Noe Valley. Your move.

Thanks, (!?)Tyler Florence?!