Why was there an adorable and fairly bummed out-looking donkey hanging out on a Mission street corner yesterday?  He was in town for Rock Bar's 1st birthday party, of course!

Fortunately for all us who missed the donkey show, Lindsey was on the scene to get his story:

His name is Jeremy, 25 years old, came from 30 miles west of Yosemite.  Can't tell ya much about the event though cause I just went for the ass.

Hopefully someone gave that poor lil' guy a Xanax.