— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I'm a huge proponent of getting drunk, naked, and doing things you'll most certainly regret, but the turn SantaCon is taking for 2011 is fucking frightening:
On December 10th, during Santacon San Francisco, we're all going to establish a WORLD RECORD for the LARGEST GATHERING OF NAKED SANTAS!
Yes, you heard that right, Naked Santas!
San Francisco has a long tradition of people being naked in public. Heck, it's almost required when we have a large group of people get together in our fair city…So, since Santacon will again be a HUGE gathering of Santas and San Francisco damn well better be the BEST at EVERYTHING, then let's do this!
If you desire to see a bunch of floppy Santa sack on a cold Saturday morning, you know what to do.
Comments (3)
San Francisco most certainly does not have “a long tradition of people being naked in public.”
All the sudden I’m a little bit happier I opted for the Reno Santacon this year.
Now THAT’S my kind of party.