There's a new sheriff in town and he's keeping you off the swings.

After all that vandalism that got our favorite TV journalist all upset, the city went and rented a security guard to keep the hooligans and curious children alike out of the playground.  And while this might seem like a horrible bummer and a tragically necessary expense added to our city's strained budget, he's proving to be really good at fetching the frisbees that fly over the fence.