— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Due to my gross apathy towards looking presentable, my feet are generally protected by the tattered remains of what once was a shoe, so I'm not one to talk. But allow Dexn + Flexn to break this down:
At first I was like “holy shit, super hipster” with his headband and jacket and all. Then I noticed the shoes and I was like “bro, quit frontin’.”
Yeah, bro. And stop lookin' at that meat market like you're gunna buy a pound of rotting octopus.
Comments (4)
On the Archetype Identification Scale, I’m pretty sure that headband trumps the sneakers. I call hipster.
Headband can be added with almost zero discomfort though. Wearing sweaty, disgusting, thrift-store dress shoes with no socks takes a lot more dedication and is practically a lifestyle choice.
If you’re going to wear shoes that match your jacket, you should really have a vagina.
Show some respect to Fresh Meat Seafood Market. They have good cheap fish, and unlike Mission Market are open on Sunday.