— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
WALMART x AXE BODY SPRAY TEAM UP FOR A KILLER NIGHT OF 'PARTY ROCK' AT A-LIST VENUE, RUBY SKYPE.
I thought life couldn't get any better when Seattle's technological dinosaur brought Maroon 5 to San Francisco for a free show, but corporate America keeps upping the ante. It was recently announced that Walmart has partnered AXE Body Spray to bring LMFAO to Ruby Skye tonight for free (with obligatory Facebook 'like'). And since this is a Walmart/AXE/LMFAO/Ruby Skye production, there'll be plenty of girls in tube tops from The Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Collection pepper spraying each other with the delicious scent of aerosol Jägermeister and a disturbing quantity of guys with afros sporting tight, neon green leopard pants.
But, hey, it's free.
(In other corporate-sponsored music news, Thursday night, Drambuie (honey-whiskey-syrup distiller whose slogan is “Shredding Bagpipes Since 1745”) is bringing Thee Oh Sees to Brick & Mortar, followed by Sunglass Hut hosting Del the Funky Homosapien at Public Works two weeks later.)
Comments (4)
When I bought a Cadillac, I told my BF: “The most unhip thing is hip, right?”
He replied: “No. Sometime there is no hipping the unhip thing.”
Sigh.
why does ruby skye still exist?
Is the Star WARS program active? Nuke it from space.
“Oh my god, you guys, I was totally into Walmart before they weren’t cool.”