Dolores Park gets its own Mortal Kombat Character

He's basically a cross between an acid-crazed Hannibal Lecter fresh off a dubstep-filled Burning Man trip gone horribly wrong and a ninja warrior dead set on annihilating white-shirted dorks who perpetually stare at the ground.

Just check out his sick tiger pounce attack:

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He’s not a playa escapee. He’s been dancing at 16th and Valencia almost every night for several months - this is locally generated lunacy. Mask is new though.

True story:

One time my friends and I walked by him at 14th and Valencia while he was dancing in front of the laundry-mat. We joked that he was doing a rain dance.

Five minutes later the once clear sky filled with clouds and it started raining.

A case of typical S.F. weather or the magic of our city’s only working shaman?

“It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.” G. H. Hardy

i love him. i’m gay now.