File this one under “if I read ‘the mainstream media,’ I would already know this:”

After being called out for the paleness of my skin and trying to internally figure out how work off that 1,000 calories of shitty American beer I drink a day, I’ve been riding my bike up in Marin a lot more lately.  Well, just in time for Spring, the big, bad government is shutting down Hawk Hill.  Tears.

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