5. No kids? Be considerate. If parents are obeying rules 1-4, those seated near a little one should do their best in turn. Ratchet down volume, cursing, cigarette smoke, and other potential annoyances; if you can’t, and it’s possible, move. If conflict arises, a polite word to the bartender, server, or manager can help dissuade face-to-face aggression by redirecting the problem to a neutral party. Parents should also be aware that there are some people who just don’t like kids, even if yours are veritable angels. Most of the world doesn’t have it out for you or your baby, but if you feel you’re making a real effort to be considerate and responsible and someone still gives you trouble, try to take it in stride.

So now the idiots over at 7x7 decided post up some guidelines for all the dumbfucking douchtards that want to bring their little shit factory to the bar. This is totally fucking stupid in it’s own right but what really fucking annoyed me was their rule for people without kids. Yo straight up fuck that shit.

As someone who is constantly being asked to stop swearing and yelling in restuarants by a bunch of whiney little bitchmade softhands who can’t take me speaking how ever the fuck I fucking want I can’t stand this fucking bullshit. This isn’t even about courtesy, motherfucker you brought your goddamn illiterate sack of shitpants to the bar, not me. So when I laugh at your crying fetus because his broke ass can’t fucking read understand that it’s your fucking fault, not mine bitch. You don’t bring your dumbass kid to the Lusty Lady and request a puppet show, so don’t bring them to the goddamn bar you peter pan dreaming assholes. You ruined your life, so stop trying to ruin mine with your little intruding murderer of dreams.

If I wanted to hang out with children I’d be at goddamn Gymboree or some other retarded foam palace of snot and tears. Get your fucking strollers out of my life. I’m a fucking adult and I’m not going to censor myself because you are such a piece of shit of parent that you bring a child into adult situations. Also fuck people who think swearing at work is “inappropriate.”  Motherfucker how old are you? If you think swearing is shocking you need to go back to the kiddie table because grown folks talk how ever the fuck they want. If you think I’m stupid because I use curse words and think that I have a small vocabulary, well then fuck you too. That is some bullshit made up by some snobby ass shitcunt of an elementray school teacher who wanted to feel better than people who swear.

I have no respect for people who use terms like shoot, fudge or hecka. Hecka is the fucking worst because it just proves that these fucking assholes got you in the trap that is religion. That shit isn’t about heaven, it’s about confining your piece of shit ass brain into a system of bullshit so that you eat up all the crap ass regulations these trapping ass bitches try to put on you.

So fuck 7x7
fuck babies
fuck grammer
fuck you