— By Jenny Wilson |
Once San Francisco's Mission District's hottest accessory, Tinkerbell now starves for attention from indignant hipsters of Dolores Park (pic)
A few days ago, PETA ran a piece claiming that Paris Hilton, Puppy Mills, Beverly Hills Chihuhua, hipsters were to blame for the sudden overcrowding of “purse pups” in our local shelters. The problem has gotten so out of control, PETA claims, that commercial airline Virgin America has stepped up to fly these Chihuahuas to NYC where they will have another chance at the glamorous life they deserve, instead of succumbing to hipster rejection in the crowded Chihuahua shelters of San Francisco.
Not really sure when Chihuahuas became a fashionable hipster accessory, but these pictures seem to tell a pretty good story…
At the height of hipster Chihuahua popularity, Buster rocked the blue hanky- symbolic for his penchant for anal sex, while tightly wrapped in a babes on Vespa sandwich. (pic)
Lucy strutted her stuff on stage in front of hoards of hipsters crowding in Dolores Park to see her Easter Sunday debut at the Sexy Jesus Contest (pic)
Now mostly forgotten, Chihuahuas unable to get into overrun shelters all over the Mission are lost in this eternal lonely void we call “life” (pic)
Farewell eternal summer. Don't cry for me, I am already gone. (pic)
Comments (2)
I like the humorous twist to the recent writing I see in Mission Local.
Keep up the good work!
I took the last photo of my friend’s dog, Dolly. She is a rescue Chihuahua from Los Angeles.