— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
This news is a little stale, but Inside Scoop reports that Humphry Slocombe is opening a second location on 20th and Florida. PEOPLE, THAT'S TWO TIMES THE SEMI-NAKED CRAZY WOMEN IN THE MISSION. But check it, they are calling the new venture “The Parlour by Humphry Slocombe,” which just reminds me of aggrandizing fashion bands like “Marc by Marc Jacobs,” but let's move on. The new venture will be both a cafe and ice cream parlor:
The sequel to Humphry Slocombe will be called “The Parlour by Humphry Slocombe.” Unlike the original, it will be a bakery and cafe, though there will be plenty of ice cream too (naturally!). Jake Godby will be doing modern interpretations of American classics — think: the Duck Fat Pecan Pie — and it will be open throughout the day, early and late. Beverages will encompass everything from coffee to beer to wine.
Anyway, I think it was a smashing idea to get a beer and wine permit because I'd have to be REAL DRUNK to eat “Duck Fat Pecan Pie” or whatever pastry they decide to flavor balsamic vinaigrette. Can't wait!
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My neighborhood, bordered roughly by 20th, Harrison, Bryant and Mariposa, is the best neighborhood in the city in every way. Other than the fact that some gerrymandering placed much of it in Chris Daly’s district (its the original wiggle) and that Cell Space doesn’t know how to do hippy dippy without pooping themselves.
All that is changing so fast it makes the tip of my dildo spin.
I am alternately charmed and horrified that we are about to become part of the hipster epicenter.
There’s just not enough bike parking here for all you people.
Does the fat lady in red have her pants half off/on?
i do believe that ravishing beauty just wanted to share more of her glamour with the world.