John Waters on the Roxie: "You Can Masturbate in the Theater"

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Among many other fine compliments, he even endorses fucking fellow ticket-buyer in the place.

(Oh, and this video is plugging the Roxie's current fundraiser (which UA will be helping raise money for at our Holiday Comedy Show on 12/18), which aims to raise $60k to help expand the theater's programming and be even more awesome.)

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Comments (2)

Mr. Reasonable's picture Mr. Reasonable | []

I’d donate $1000 for a John Waters handjob in an almost empty Roxie. Why isn’t that an award?

media mind's picture media mind | []

“If you don’t give them money, you are an asshole…”, Very droll Mr. Waters XD