Every San Francisco Hipster Stereotype, Regurgitated in Awkward White Rap Form

Discuss.

[via SFist]

Comments (13)

He’s spot on with the Bi-Rite line. But yeah, over all - ಠ_ಠ

I couldn’t make it thirty seconds

i hate you for even posting this.

Ok, we were going to refrain. but fuck it. I am in no way a “local”(and we know we will never be) nor would i ever,ever call myself a “SFPlayer”.. having lived in the city for 9yrs and Norcal for almost 15 I know that this is a major no no. Son, you just crossed the line. Im not so sure you really have a firm grim on how people “Rep” where they are from, But im sure if this gains any traction on youtube that you are in for a major asswhooping by some REALSFPlayers”…..Not to mention the use of Biggies shit on this garbage….. Bad taste.

Dunno, I could listen to K-Fed if it was over a sweet Isley Bros. sample.

Yikes

This is terrible.

Succinct.

Where can I buy this guy’s albums?

Fucking nerds, like amatuer hour geeks who wish to live bro dreams

It’s crap, but it takes a certain level of courage to go on record and admit that he has a small dick.

Your comments are bumming me out even more than that video.
It’s barely even self-deprecation - like Shit SF Hipsters say - it’s some kind of finger-pointing because you KNOW no one is going to say their dick is tiny and mean it.
That being said, just thinking about people like this made me want to run and hug all my friends and thank the Blue Virgen de la Ciudad that I have never had to witness the aforementioned phenomenon. SF Player?
Now can we go back to not talking about this?

Is it weird that this doesn’t make me upset? Like, this white dude is being white and he thinks he’s in on the joke that is SF. Let him have his fun.