Fixie Riders Are in Good Company
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
That's right! According to a black tag on a black wall, Fred Durst is a fixed-gear bicycle rider (and richer than you).
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
That's right! According to a black tag on a black wall, Fred Durst is a fixed-gear bicycle rider (and richer than you).
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Jeff Cleary spotted this wonderfully rich, the-gentrification-jokes-practically-write-themselves tag on 16th and Guerrero, noting “at least it's a step up from pussyjuice.”
Wait, what? We're down on pussyjuice now?
[Thanks Jeff! Get a job!]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The beloved 24th Street Mr. Burbujas mural, featuring the iconic anthropomorphic buff dancing washing machine discharging some serious bubbles in front of a GIANT LOADS sign, has been dealing with vandalism problems over the last few years. But the owners—bless their hearts—persistently repaired the mural, keeping one of the last great icons of Mission District whimsy and wonder alive.
However, sometime in the last four days, they said “fuck it” and just buffed most of it out. Outrage!
Now, one must speculate as to whether they intend to repaint/update the mural or not, especially given that they chose not to paint over the entire thing, notably leaving the tee-hee-dick-jokes GIANT LOADS sign fully intact. And let's hope they do. But in the meantime, Mr. Bubbles' untimely and unnecessary death must be avenged, preferably by firebombing the Benjamin Moore across the street.
(And here's Mr. Bubbles in better, cleaner days:)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Back in September, someone vandalized one of the best street art pieces in the Mission, forcing the owner of Pal's Takeaway to paint over the whole damn thing. But thanks to a bunch of local artist samaritan types, the piece was restored yesterday afternoon, updated with color (and some serious seapunk vibez) for us to enjoy once again.
[Thanks for the photo and heads up, Chicken]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Lydia from Mission Local came across this horribly lame news this morning:
Chris, who said he was from the collective Wallspace, was out this morning at 10:30 a.m. with two artists, Geso and Nemel, preparing to cover up the Seals on Bartlett and 22nd streets.
Lydia goes on to point out that most of the street is peppered with tags and blank walls, but the artists said the sea lions “had to come down.”
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
New mural on the side of Cash & Carry on South Van Ness & Plum.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
In the TL!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
And after the Facebook IPO, it'll also be pretty money. But that's not really funny, honey.
…I'll show myself out.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I can only think of a few mediocre reasons as to why this Guerrero sidewalk whale is so happy:
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Oh.