Now Available in the Foods Co. Claw Machine: Presidential Candidates Romney, Obama, & SpongeBob SquarePants

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Now that Mitt Romney and his running mate Bamm-Bamm are the official GOP ticket, you can run over to Foods Co. and try to grab them by their inflated heads with the limp claw of reason.

[via Broke-Ass Stuart]

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Comments (2)

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable | []

Don’t blame me, I’m voting for Bam-Bam.

Sam Bartos's picture Sam Bartos | []

Starring Martin Lawrence as Barack Obama