Dolores Park Already Spoken For

Remember the good ol' days when two swooning sweethearts would take a hunting knife and carve their love right into the trunk of tree?  Just two young lovers drunk off soda pop and methamphetamines putting their love before nature.  A beautiful act, really.

We can only hope that when the flame between this idealistic vandal and Sweet Miss Dolores Park burns out, they break up in a more traditional way.  Like writing SLUT in herbicide across Hipster Hill.

[Photo by Citizens of the World]