Sen. Leland Yee, a 62-year-old man running for SF mayor on the theme of providing free Muni passes for children and making the sky rain watermelon Four Loko, just locked up Too $hort’s prized endorsement and the support of $hort’s political machinery. And what does this mean for you? An epic party with Mr. “BBIIAAATTTCCCHHHH” himself:
Bay Area hip-hop legend Too $hort will headline this party to benefit the Leland Yee for San Francisco Mayor campaign. The party will include a special performance by San Francisco rapper Big Rich. Rap the vote with friends and supporters of Leland Yee while making sure you’re registered to vote this November.
- “How you gonna be broke when you got a pussy?”
- “What the fuck were ya’ll doin in ’89? Most ya’ll in here were in 3rd grade listenin’ to Too $hort. You wanna know what I was doin’ in ’89? I was a grown ass man. I had a drop top Cadillac, a big ass cellphone, big ropes danglin’ from my neck …driving cross the Bay Bridge gettin’ my dick sucked.”
- “Square bitches shut the fuck up!”
- “They told me to stop taking weed from the white people in the crowd.”
- “There is a girl in the front row right here… I just want to fuck her face. Girl, I feel like my dick and your face have a connection.”
- “I be fuckin’ aunties. It used to be baby sisters, now it’s aunties. I’m 45….nigga been around. Ya’ll laugh but I’m telling you, Too $hort fucked your auntie….And some mammas. Investigate. Find out ask some aunties. Don’t be surprised when they like, “How you know I fucked $hort?”
It goes down next Wednesday (Oct. 12th!) for a scant $30 donation to Yee’s campaign. See you there!