Burning Man Bike Bounty

One can only assume that this monster bike pile is the result of burners abandoning thousands of bikes in Black Rock Desert after a week of drug abuse and dusty sex.  And while I'm sure Burning Man's corporate overlords will flip these wasted rides Yahoo! Auctions or whatever, they should just do SF a favor and zip-tie them around the city, giving crackheads bikes that are relatively easy to steal, flooding the thieved-bike market and driving down demand.

[Photo by Mikeley]

Comments (5)

Definitely not bikes from Burning Man, they are way too clean…

I agree that setting these things loose on the streets of San Francisco is the best possible use for this bounty

sic pic

That van seems to have grown an afro…righteous!

Afro? No, that there is a mohawk!