One can only assume that this monster bike pile is the result of burners abandoning thousands of bikes in Black Rock Desert after a week of drug abuse and dusty sex.  And while I'm sure Burning Man's corporate overlords will flip these wasted rides Yahoo! Auctions or whatever, they should just do SF a favor and zip-tie them around the city, giving crackheads bikes that are relatively easy to steal, flooding the thieved-bike market and driving down demand.

[Photo by Mikeley]