Cool Kid Eats: FREE GUAC FOR DRUNKS TONIGHT

I'm like the MS Paint of Photoshop with my skillz. No, that doesn't make any sense.  Fuck you.

Tonight, from 9:30pm to 1:30pm at Grand Coffee at 2663 Mission St, Uptown author Serg will get his wish.  

That's right, in honor of Guerilla Guac proprietor Richard's bday, they'll be serving out his avo-wares FOR FREE. This shit will get snatched up by drunken hiptards faster than NSFW pics at LastNightsParty.com. So get over to Grand Coffee early tonight, and grab some chowder from Soup Dup too.  

Comments (3)

such a conflict, martin short is such a bitch but goddamn chevy chase rules

We need to get more pot dealers in the Mission. It would make it a much more mellow place, and we could all do with less hate.