— By Brizz |
So I’m walking the two miles home down Mission Street—because Muni fucking sucks more than anyone outside of this city can possibly fucking understand—when I get to the always beautiful southeast corner of 16th & Mission. There is a shitstorm of crazy going around me, even more than usual, and a short man and a woman post up right next to me as I wait for the light to change so I can cross. They start yelling at each other, the man pushes the woman and she pushes back and the next thing I know some big crazy dude comes from across the street and gets up in it. The short guy pulls out a knife and starts flailing around with it trying to slash these two, right fucking next to me, and he starts backing away wildly and almost into me.
I start running away from the guy and see a cop car across the street in front of Walgreens sitting with its doors open. I run up to the car as the short guy is continuing to try to stab these people back at the corner. I tell the passenger-side cop what’s happening, and he gets out, gun blazing brandished, and his partner pulls out a shotgun and starts heading up at them too. They run up to the scene and the short, knife-wielding guy runs off, but doesn’t get far, as pictured above.
To top it off, some old drunk guy (epic mustache man?) starts calling me a gringo and a joto (alright, point taken), but then he starts trying to shove me as I’m trying to take a photo of the guy getting arrested. The shitstorm of crazy was still swirling all around me, so I decided it might be time to go, especially since I was also carrying two big old bags filled with school books and my laptop. The lesson I take away from this is: fuck Muni.
Comments (8)
Clarah | [Permalink]
Holy shit!
I fear this crazy people but no more than that I fear robbers, haha. Funny thing in those situations you can’t find a cop, but once you find there’s a ton of then in instants, like the gremlins.
Kate Horton | [Permalink]
I like how both these dudes are wearing camouflage. Did they call each other and plan ahead? Or maybe they’re in a boy band.
Trolling for Anonymous Sex | [Permalink]
I think someone misplaced their junta and is looking for it.
TK | [Permalink]
Wait, when you say “gun blazing,” do you mean he was actually FIRING OFF SHOTS? That would be awesome. Like some total Dirty Harry shit. Probably not a good idea, but awesome.
Brizz | [Permalink]
No, not firing off shots. That would have 5really been insane. Maybe I misused the word blazing? I wonder if the shotgun was full of buckshot or just a beanbag, because I don’t really think I would have liked to see a cop go all Dick Cheney on a dude’s face.
peteg | [Permalink]
Hey B, “guns blazing” confused me too…to me that means a gunfight.
chalkman | [Permalink]
“guns brandished” is probably closer to what you meant….
Jeff D | [Permalink]
yeah, but you should’ve seen what happened on the MUNI bus you never took!