Exciting Things Happen to Me

So I’m walking the two miles home down Mission Street—because Muni fucking sucks more than anyone outside of this city can possibly fucking understand—when I get to the always beautiful southeast corner of 16th & Mission.  There is a shitstorm of crazy going around me, even more than usual, and a short man and a woman post up right next to me as I wait for the light to change so I can cross. They start yelling at each other, the man pushes the woman and she pushes back and the next thing I know some big crazy dude comes from across the street and gets up in it. The short guy pulls out a knife and starts flailing around with it trying to slash these two, right fucking next to me, and he starts backing away wildly and almost into me.

I start running away from the guy and  see a cop car across the street in front of Walgreens sitting with its doors open. I run up to the car as the short guy is continuing to try to stab these people back at the corner. I tell the passenger-side cop what’s happening, and he gets out, gun blazing brandished, and his partner pulls out a shotgun and starts heading up at them too. They run up to the scene and the short, knife-wielding guy runs off, but doesn’t get far, as pictured above.

To top it off, some old drunk guy (epic mustache man?) starts calling me a gringo and a joto (alright, point taken), but then he starts trying to shove me as I’m trying to take a photo of the guy getting arrested. The shitstorm of crazy was still swirling all around me, so I decided it might be time to go, especially since I was also carrying two big old bags filled with school books and my laptop. The lesson I take away from this is: fuck Muni.

Comments (8)

Holy shit!
I fear this crazy people but no more than that I fear robbers, haha. Funny thing in those situations you can’t find a cop, but once you find there’s a ton of then in instants, like the gremlins.

I like how both these dudes are wearing camouflage. Did they call each other and plan ahead? Or maybe they’re in a boy band.

I think someone misplaced their junta and is looking for it.

Wait, when you say “gun blazing,” do you mean he was actually FIRING OFF SHOTS? That would be awesome. Like some total Dirty Harry shit. Probably not a good idea, but awesome.

No, not firing off shots. That would have 5really been insane. Maybe I misused the word blazing? I wonder if the shotgun was full of buckshot or just a beanbag, because I don’t really think I would have liked to see a cop go all Dick Cheney on a dude’s face.

Hey B, “guns blazing” confused me too…to me that means a gunfight.

“guns brandished” is probably closer to what you meant….

yeah, but you should’ve seen what happened on the MUNI bus you never took!