Walked out of a bar a few days ago to find this. As a former bike mechanic, I can tell you that spokes don’t just snap in the middle of the spoke. Especially when the bike is parked. Listen hookers, this isn’t like slashing tires. We can’t just go to Pep Boys, play on our iPhone for 30 minutes and be on our way. No, we have to drag our bikes home, leave it in the garage for 4 months until we get the motivation to fix it and use our roommate’s less-fun bike for a few months without him knowing about it. Fuck, now he knows.