— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I’m generally of the opinion that people don’t put up lame signage unless there is actually a problem. What’s up? Roaming packs of feral children knocking over beers and burgling sausages?
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I’m generally of the opinion that people don’t put up lame signage unless there is actually a problem. What’s up? Roaming packs of feral children knocking over beers and burgling sausages?
Comments (4)
Thanks god! Parents need to teach their children how to behave in a fucking restaurant.
I’ll get my kids drunk if I want to. They’re my puppets until age 18. This is America.
burgling sausages!
Every time I’ve been there, there’s been groups of hipster parents with their toddlers in tow near the treestump table, completely oblivious (and I really do mean that) to the fucking screaming, horseplay, and running around their kids are doing. Please people, don’t give your kids utensils as noisemakers in a restaurant. Not even a loud one like Rosamunde. I think hipster parents see this as one of the only places they can go to a “bar” and bring their kids. That’s fine. Just don’t tune out and let your kids run wild.