— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I’m knocked out from this cold I have but when the sun peaked through a few hours ago, I couldn’t resist picking up some Reese’s Peanut Butter Puffs and some pulp FULL orange juice. Much to my displeasure, there was only ONE, count ‘em, ONE thing of Simply OJ left and it was without the glory of pulp. So as I shuffled up to the cashier and sneezed on some cheese, I noticed that they were finally restocking the empty shelves. I hope your diet consists of consuming PBR, Modelo, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and some year-old Berkeley Farms Vanilla.