— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Termie was in Portland and spotted this killer crab. Not completely sure, but I’m guessing Jake’s is a vegan restaurant with a sense of humor.
Apparently big crabs are not new, which is new to me. For example, this was front page news in 1985:
And some bro started an Angelfire site (complete with spinning email gif icon + text telling you that you have to refresh to see the latest version of the constantly updating site) celebrating the glory that is giant crustaceans. Argh. San Francisco, I’m not going to be happy until I see a 90 foot seahorse (WARNING: bros molesting inflatable animals) dancing in the wind above Weird Fish. Get to work.
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Jake’s and the giant crab was just across the street from a gay bathhouse… in case you felt like perusing that itchy crotch in public. Unfortunately the bathhouse closed last year so you can’t watch shamed old men walk out as you eat oysters with your parents in on a visit for the weekend.