— By @BuffBro |
Just look at these little guys. They look like they sneak out at night, put on little police caps and solve crimes riding around in an adorable tiny police cruiser. The Chief doesn't like it but well… there's no rule on the books that says a dog can't be a police officer!
Maybe they already made that show?
— By @BuffBro |
I'm going to preface this by stating emphatically that I'm not normally a fan of Boston Terriers. They have weird eyes, make rude fucked-up snortle sounds, and are too hyper.
Ollie is a bit of an exception. First of all, Ollie lives up to his name, little motherfucker can jump super high. In the pic above he got hella vert before snatching up that plastic shrimp thing. But also Ollie was fine to just chill out. Normally the intensity of a dog is inversely proportional to it's size, sort of a Boyle's Law of Thermodognamics. This guy was willing to ease off a bit though, which is a good quality, you don't want a dog who is just going to nag you constantly, you want a dogbro.
Final Verdict: A+++ Would Pet Again
— By Erika Kali |
You wanna get blitzed, buddy? Do ya? Do ya?
Of course you do, and St. Ide's wants to get you there (via a 90's flashback to when you wore Stussy and thought Everclear was the best band ever). Much like the intrepid, life saving St Bernards of the Alps before him, Bruiser the Rotweiller also saves lives, especially at 1:58am on a Sunday morning when you're out of options.
So head on over to the 24th and Shotwell bodega and pick up a few if you feel the need to sit in the park today and “hold it down” or whatever.