You wanna get blitzed, buddy? Do ya? Do ya?
Of course you do, and St. Ide's wants to get you there (via a 90's flashback to when you wore Stussy and thought Everclear was the best band ever). Much like the intrepid, life saving St Bernards of the Alps before him, Bruiser the Rotweiller also saves lives, especially at 1:58am on a Sunday morning when you're out of options.
So head on over to the 24th and Shotwell bodega and pick up a few if you feel the need to sit in the park today and “hold it down” or whatever.