Rocket Dog Rescue, some group that saves puppies, is having a fundraiser this Wednesday at Elixir (3200 16th Street @ Guerrero) and they asked a bunch of internet dorks to be ‘celebrity bartenders’ for the night, indicating that they don’t quite comprehend the term “celebrity.”  Regardless, dogs need to be rescued, so Brizz and I will be serving up cirrhosis of the liver from 11pm-1am.  We’ll also make out with any ‘sexy thangs’ that donate $40 dollars to puppies and/or play any track from Trick Daddy’s www.thug.com on the jukebox.

Jess knows what’s up.

Also.

Everyone’s favorite person named Marin uploaded this to flickr with absolutely no explanation. Shit, we cannot be expected to figure out where it came from, but we certainly cannot be expected to ignore it either.

Corinna sent this my way yesterday with no explanation or anything.  NADA.  So, I started digging through the UA archives to make sure I didn’t equate women to Pol Pot when I stumbled across this: @mike_ftw giving this pleasantly welcoming paper bear a goddamn rimjob.  Okay, just another meme-in-progress.  No worries there.

Anyways, I’m pretty sure bears cannot be sexist.  Don’t think they have the mental faculties to be haters.  Pretty certain bears just eat trash, nap a lot, and occasionally make babies.  Sounds like college.