Uptown Almanac

Following the Great Canadian Stoner Olympics? You are now.

Posted by Laura B on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:46pm

Categorized: Crime, Humor, People, The Great Outdoors, Whimsical Bullshit

Tagged: he blogs the olympics so you don't have to, that queen Brian Boitano

Where's the symphony of ducks when I need it? Someone shoulda thrown her a glitter wand.

The best Olympics figure skating blog is run by a local blogger and it's on motherfucking live journal. BOW DOWN.

Food Bullshit

Posted by Serg on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:23pm

Categorized: Eats and Beers

Tagged: I DON'T EVEN LIKE BURRITOS ALL THAT MUCH

Yeah Mr E and his brother Victor battled it out with douchef extrodinar bobby flay (never trust a man with a y at the end of his name). Anyways if you want to get drunk with these dudes there is a viewing party at Milk Wednesday night with a grip of djs and free food. Replay is on at 10 but you can get fat all night long.

featuring
TRIPLE THREAT DJS
APOLLO * VINROC * SHORTKUT

JAH WARRIOR SHELTER HI-FI
JAH YZER - I-VIER - IRIE DOLE

LOCAL 1200 - PST's
SAKE ONE

MASSIVE SELECTOR
DJ PROOF

DISTORTION 2 STATIC'S
HAYLOW * PRICE ARIES

alongside ALL STARS
MIKE NICE * MARK CLARIN * DJ EL-S

@ MILK 1840 Haight St.
9PM-1:45AM
NO COVER

This Should Pair Nicely With My Virgin Blood Shampoo

Posted by Kate Horton on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:38am

Categorized: Whimsical Bullshit

(Spotted at Walgreens by Olu Johnson)

American Apparel Outlet Store in Napa SAY WHAT

Posted by Laura B on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:55am

Categorized: Being Cool, Capitalism, Travels and Tales

Tagged: am appy, brolores park road trip, gratuitous lohan shot, napa

Ten dollar hoodies, yall! Racks of 'em. Go get hella drunk and buy fifty DO IT. Also, the fools who work at this store are all Real Women Have Curves so HAHAHAH DOV CHARNEY, your laws can't touch the fatties working at the outlet mall! In other news, totally going here for the casting call.

Teen Wolf to the Future!

Posted by Laura B on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:46am

Tagged: extremely talented and dreamy boyfriends, great movies who fucked and had a baby, jonas madden-connor

Freshest thing I've seen since I SAW A DELORIAN IN REAL LIFE. Hate on, haters.

thx, mumblingmynah!

Just Add Hard Drugs

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 7:33pm

Categorized: Movies

Tagged: I fart rockets, U.S.A.

Via Ed.

Sucks to be a Volkswagen

Posted by Serg on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 4:42pm

In case you were wondering, Laguna and Grove is not a part of the World Rally Championship

Call Me.

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:44pm

Categorized: Romance & Sex, Sports

Tagged: black widows

(photo by Tod Seelie)

At Skylark

Posted by Serg on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 10:45am

Categorized: Art - The Streets

whiteboy

ALL POINTS BULLETIN! It's Raining East Coast-Like Visuals All Over Justin Herman Plaza's Face

Posted by Kate Horton on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:53pm

Categorized: Being Cool, Crime, Events, Happenings & Scenes, Life, People, Whimsical Bullshit

Tagged: Cuz it looks like snow get it?, EMB4LIFE, oh hey pillows!, someone somewhere is allergic to this & is filing a lawsuit

Annual Valentine's Day Flash Mob Pillow Fight is in full effect! More photos to come!*

*Depends on the 3G service, really, and the quality of the cell phone pics taken by my contacts (drunk friends) who are knee-deep in hell down there right now. But yeah, when it comes to Drunk Group Activities, I am your Go To Girl for pics...maybe, soon, possibly, no promises, ok? YAY PILLOW FIGHTS!

*UPDATE*

The shitty cell phone photos have begun to roll in, slooooowly. Hey, at least they're not shitty bathroom graffiti photos, amirite? Hello??