— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I woke up this morning, looked out the window and exclaimed “what a beautiful morning!” After gazing at the cloudless sky for a moment, my eye descended to street level. “Why is that dude shitting in his hand?”
To smear it on a van, obviously.
Comments (3)
It was a perfectly logical maneuver, to him; pity the mortals who aren’t tapped in to his higher calling.
Probably just an angry reader targeting what they thought was KevMo’s car
@Zach KevMo’s minivan is blue, and the hood is silver. Clearly.