If the playa was capable of germinating a dubstep-loving hellspawn for 9 months and then shitting it out of its dusty lady parts he would be that offspring

Dolores Park gets its own Mortal Kombat Character

He's basically a cross between an acid-crazed Hannibal Lecter fresh off a dubstep-filled Burning Man trip gone horribly wrong and a ninja warrior dead set on annihilating white-shirted dorks who perpetually stare at the ground.

Just check out his sick tiger pounce attack: