“Is that glitter on your beater, bro?”

“Is that glitter on your beater, bro?”

I’m kinda confused if this dude is a cool kid/hipster or just a geezer that beats his daughters.  On one hand, he is rocking a stylish cap, black pants and has a grunge-revival haircut.  On the other hand, he has the skin of a 90-year-old woman.  Wait, is this even a man?

Anyways, I cling to my gun too, but only when I’m at the shooting range in South San Francisco.  I know you think Che Newsom is going to take your gun, but the courts already smacked that down.  So, if you really think you have to cling to your gun, then I recommend that you smoke a little less of that Sith before you walk around the Tenderloin.

(photo by poe.)