Bay to Breakers

iPhone stolen by urinating man during Bay to Breakers

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

The day after b2b is always the best day on Missed Connections.  This particular one stuck out of the crowd.

Text in full incase you can’t read the crappy screencap:

Hey,

You were the dude that pissed underneath a house I was standing to yesterday at B2B. You came over and joined our group for a second and introduced yourself. I thought you were just being friendly putting your arm around me but considering you were actually taking my iPhone out of my pocket and stealing it, i’d really like it back. That wasn’t cool, dude. Seriously, look me up in the contacts. It will reset your douche Karma.

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Tripped Out Mural

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I had a Bay to Breakers goal of not urinating in public (made it!), so I definitely walked into my share of stranger’s homes to solicit the use of party pissers.  One strategy I like is just dropping a random name.  “Is this Steve’s?”  “Yeah bro”  Score!  Bathroom access secured!  Anyways, after marking my turf, I noticed one house had this epic mural in the living room.  I wish my real camera hadn’t run out of batteries so I could get a better shot, but whatever.

Bay to Breakers Dance-Off: Hot Dog vs. Astronaut

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Astronaut was killing it yesterday.  Boy showed up to a stoop party on Hayes around 9 and just kicked it dancing and drinking through a camelbak.  If you take a look, you’ll even see he’s actively drinking during the impromptu danceoff.  EPIC.

In other news, this carrot definitely was the costume of 2010:

And Alan snapped the photo of 2010:

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

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