— By Serg |
Labor Day weekend is creeping up on us, which can mean only one thing (besides the start of the school year): Burning Man! When we first put feelers out to our network of Moms and Dads about the idea of writing an Insider’s Guide to Burning Man with Kids we got a lot of, “no ways”, “are you crazy” and “not in this lifetime” responses. While it’s clear that the majority of Burners opt for a week of adult playtime, there are actually quite a few Burner parents who wouldn’t have it any other way.
read the rest of their idiot guide here
Now I know it's real easy to pick on 7x7's shitty attempt at doing anything but this is a message I approve of because I hate burning man and children annoy me. Now maybe you like kids or some lame shit but trust me no good can come from the children of burning man enthusiasts. They beat out the children of steampunks on the totem pole of shitty. The world is a better place when these families can all go die in the desert under the fading light of dusty glowsticks as dubstep takes their last breath into black rock oblivion of abandoned childhood dreams. Fuck'em, let all these bad decisions rot in the fucking desert.
If 7x7 really wanted my support they would publish a guide on how to not to return from burning man. This city needs a fucking enema.
Comments (10)
A magazine you don’t like reading advocates temporarily removing people you don’t like from your immediate surroundings.
And you have a problem with this… why?
I believe I stated I approved of this article, I just wish there was an additional guide to make it a permanent removal, not just internment camps for burners
Anyone who tries to take a child to Burning Man should be immediately reported to CPS.
You sure bitch a lot. I bet that gets you lots of dates.
@davy: y u mad dawg?
Look at the positives: When those kids grow up, they will have been permanently scarred by being dragged around the playa by their idiot/stoned parents, and will completely reject the whole concept. Burning Man will die out as a whole generation shuns it. Plus, as Eric mentioned, it gets those little rugrats out of my city for a while. Everybody wins!
If you click through to the actual Red Tricycle page, there is some shit that really should not be seen by human eyes.
Stop laughing, lady!
Children on ecstasy are a wonder to behold.
And those same children, left to broil on the playa are more wonderful yet. :p
Judging by the 7x7 comments, no one wants the horrid beasts there.
That drama will come to a flashpoint long before the kids themselves abandon that festival of idiocy.
If all else fails, sic the feds, CHP and CPS on the idiot parents instead.
Zero-tolerance car-to-car searches, every spare bud, rock and pill taken in evidence.
I love you.