— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Muni Diaries recently caught up with @MUNI_HULK, the all-caps stream of Muni rage, for an interview. And while the idea of interviewing a fake Twitter persona/the creature San Francisco turns into when it rides the bus seems fairly ludicrous, this turned out to be pretty solid:
MD: What is a Hulk smash on Muni?
Muni Hulk: HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET SHORT TURNED. HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET GHOST BUS! NO SMASH ON CROWDED BUS. THAT CAUSE DELAY.
MD: Does Muni Hulk direct more rage at Muni employees, or fellow passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK RAGE AT PASSENGERS. LOUD MUSIC NO HEADPHONES GUY, NOSE PICKER, AND SUNFLOWER SHELL SPITTER ALL MAKE HULK RAGE.
Comments (3)
This is why I ride a bike everywhere and have not been on any form of MUNI since I got a city bike in 1998 and learned all the routes. I know it’s not for everyone, but damn my life is so much better.
btw, the key to a “city bike” is to get a bike that works well and looks like total crap so nobody steals it and you don’t ever worry about it. I had the same city bike from 1999 until last week when it finally cracked. Locked it everywhere (the loin overnight!) and it never got stolen or messed with.
Same here. I gave up taking MUNI as my New Years resolution and its been one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself. I was turning into MUNI Hulk, but now I’m SO much happier biking/walking everywhere.
you got a bike because someone extended the Hulk meme to MUNI?