Some lass scrawled this keen observation onto the woman's room at Bender's.  I now know that next Whiskey Wednesday, I'll have to encourage all my female friends to cut their blow with RU-486.  Wait.  Hold on. Guys can't get pregnant.  So what's the new hangover for guys?  A beer belly?  Child-support??  Flying someone to Switzerland??  Enlisting in the National Guard????

Also of note, not everyone was as impressed with this seminal work:

Finally, can someone please fill me on what the “I Fucked” and “Dad, you're…” graffiti is all about?  I hope it concludes with going to Church.

(Thanks Jamie for the snaps!)