— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Noon on Thanksgiving. Don't any of you sad fucks have a family/friends/animatronic pleasure doll?
[Dexn and Flexn is on the scene at the Harrison St. Best Buy with a taste of analysis]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Noon on Thanksgiving. Don't any of you sad fucks have a family/friends/animatronic pleasure doll?
[Dexn and Flexn is on the scene at the Harrison St. Best Buy with a taste of analysis]
Comments (5)
OUR FAMILY IS CAPITALISM! YAY!
WE ARE THANKFUL FOR PLASTIC, METAL, AND GLASS CRAP, AND CAN’T GET ENOUGH. I HAVE 2 IPHONES UP MY ASS *RIGHT NOW*.
Capitalism: the national religion of the USA.
Nothing like good ol’ american consumerism to ruin a holiday that included small pox, land seizing and mass murder.
I’ve read that those animatronic pleasure dolls are hecka pricy.
or maybe they want a computer or nice tv and don’t have rich parents