— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Valencia's new cheese shop is set to open tomorrow, which is fantastic news for cheese fans such as myself that are too impatient to stand in line at Bi-Rite or walk all the way to Rainbow before heading to The Park. Plus, free high fives all day.
Now, let's relive one of television's best cheese moments:
Comments (10)
Come on man, you can’t rage so hard on everybody who isn’t part of your crew for being gentrifying yuppies/bros/burning man contingent/etc, and then get stoked about a “artisanal” cheese shop. I’m sure it’s gonna be good as hell too and I’ll definitely shop there occasionally, but you can’t have it both ways.
says who? this is a blog, not a legal system. bloggers have opinions, that’s why you read them.
Sorry but delicious cheese trumps any gentrification concerns. Fact.
Cheese is the great equalizer.
Actually, you can have it both ways. Start your own fucking blog.
Kevin is a dude bro…when he moved here he “reinvented” himself as a hipster. He has a lame t shirt of a taco riding a bike to prove it. Some of us remember the old Kevin, birkenstock wearing Kevin, tight bike short wearing Kevin, Phish fan Kevin…
If you claim to be a hipster then you’re not one.
Most people who you consider hipsters would laugh at this guy because they know he is vacationing. He will return to yuppieville in a few years, but for now graffiti, tallboys, and fixies are cool.
Don’t hate his hypocrisy. Embrace him for his witty banter, but know he is a beantown yuppie - Who apparently likes cheese.
Bro, don’t be fool by the rocks that I got, I’m still Kevin Montgomery da Phish-phan. Have 19 gigs of studio and live albums on my hella tite macbook pro hardy. I nearly shit myself when I saw they were scheduled to do 2 sets at Outside Lands.
Still wear birks when it gets hot enough to make my toes sweat.
<3 anonymous commenter ‘hella Anonymous’
<3 tight bike shorts
<3 lame tacos that ride bikes
<3 da 415
<3 beantown
<3 hipsters
<3 yuppies
<3<3<3 cheese
Don’t believe that person, I don’t love yuppies.
How can anyone love you if you don’t love yourself first?
FACT: stabbing a vegan in the heart with a dagger made from cheese is the only way to kill them. They won’t die otherwise, because their cholesterol is too damn low!