Heartburn

Nothing Says "True Love" Like a Scorched-Earth Campaign

Spotted on Ocean Beach by Redditors apestate and sfchillin on Wednesday evening was this declaration of burning passion set alight. “Will U Marry Me,” it says, enscribed carefully on the sand with an unknown accelerant. Unfortunately, this is clearly not in accordance with National Park Service beach fire regulations, so it is, officially, tainted love.